rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

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flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via officialriandawson)

therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

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snapchatting:

100 motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing. 107 motherfuckers on the other hand could probably tell me something

(via thatxlavenderxblonde)